Over the past two seasons of Shot at Love, we’ve seen dozens of suitors (male and female) vye for Tila Tequila’s affection by getting tattooed, walking on broken glass (well, sort of) and chugging down hot dog smoothies. We’ve seen Tila hop in the hottub with Jersey Jay’s ‘rents, perform unspeakable acts on a pickle and manhandle Kristy’s younger bro. And we’ve even seen Tila get shot DOWN (on her own show!) by the one-time object of her affection.

And then, just when we thought we were 100% shock-proof, we sat down and watched the trailer for this season’s Double Shot at Love (premiering Tuesday December 9th at 10 PM ET/PT). And we have three words for you: HELL FRICKIN’ YEAH. A set of identical bisexual (and did we mention gorgeous?) twins determined to find their dream guys/girls without scratching each other’s eyes out? Yes, please!

So say hello to Rikki and Vikki Ikki (You only WISH we were kidding) and get psyched for the craziest season yet. Looks like the third time IS a charm …