• Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jeremy “Turtle” Ferrara’s real life maybe-coupledom is an inspiration to chubby freeloaders everywhere. (Scandalist)
• Alec Baldwin says making out with Jennifer Aniston (who recently guest-starred on 30 Rock) was “painful.” (Usmagazine.com)
• Rosie O’Donnell wants you to know that the ladies from The View get along about as well off-camera as they do on the show. (LA Times)
• Dancing with the Stars‘ Julianne Hough says she’s quitting the show because it’s hard to dance and sing at the same time. Also hard? Walking and chewing gum! (TV Watch)
• TLC unveils plans for its newest series: Toddlers in Tiaras, a pageant-themed show aimed at exploiting the exploitation of underage girls. Hey, sounds neat! In a disturbing JonBenet Ramsey meets the chubby girl from Little Miss Sunshine meets Lolita kinda way.