MTV's latest Real World/Road Rules Challenge has been chock full-o-crazy (and kinky!). Robbing cast members of indoor plumbing, food and air conditioning has turned quite a few of them into monsters, especially since they're drowning their sorrows in booze every night (ahem, Danimal). With only two episodes left to go of my favorite Challenge (EVER!), I've thrown together some 'Island ABC's'... just to show my appreciation for all the awesome entertainment it's provided thus far.
A is for AA. Dan should check it out when he gets back home.
B is for Invasion of the Flying Bugs. Termites, to be exact.
C is for Colie must have a boyfriend back home because she hasn't slept with anyone yet!
D is for Derrick's gonna be a daddy?!?! Seems like just yesterday he was puking all over the Winnie.
E is for Ev seriously needs to remove her visor at some point.
F is for F-bombs being dropped left and right, mainly by Johnny.
G is for gentleman on The Island. There are none besides Cohutta... and he just got sent home.
H - Z, after the jump!
H is for hairy faces. Apparently The Island also did not come equipped with shaving cream.
I is for "I this, I that." Everyone's in it for themselves!
J is for Johnny Bananas is so mean, he scares me.
K is for let's put the Kardashian sisters on The Island next!
L is for the love (lust?) triangle between Johanna, Kenny and Robin that caused a major bitch fight during Episode 3.
M is for Tonya finally admitting that maybe she's not stable enough for these Challenges.
N is for NEVER SAY NEVER. As in, KellyAnne hooks up with Johnny Bananas!?
O is for Onch, the rainbow-colored transvestite who desperately wants to be Paris Hilton's BFF... oops, wrong show!
P is for the lack of protein that Dunbar won't stop whining about!
Q is for peace and quiet, something the cast mates got when Dave peaced out.
R is for Ryan, who all of us gals wish wasn't gay. He's my dream man!
S is for two sailboats that still need to be built. Certainly a skill they'll put to use once everyone's back in the real world.
T is for T.J. Lavin, who seems to have lost his spunk. Time for a new Challenge host?
U is for U - Z is too hard and this game is getting lame. Just watch the damn show.