An ‘Ass Contest’ Between Kenny And Johnny?? Butt, Of Course!

Real World/Road Rules Challenges are like potato chips — once you start, you can’t get enough. Which is why I’ll be sifting through the ‘Challenge Dailies‘ each afternoon to make sure you’re getting your fill of the crazy castaways. (Tough job, I know, but somebody’s gotta do it!)

Some moments are so unexpectedly fantastic that we feel ourselves at a complete loss of words. And so, rather than regale you with a length description of the clip you’re about to see, let us simply tell you that the following video includes nudity, profanity and an impromptu “Ass Contest” between Kenny and Johnny Bananas.

To find out which Alliance co-founder has the juiciest posterior (and most spankability), you’ll have to watch the video and put your trust in judge — and official butt-squeezer — Ryan. That is, if you can tune out the nonsensical rantings and ravings of the Island‘s resident boozehound, The Danimal.