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+ Rocco DiSpirito manages to exit gracefully from Dancing with the Stars despite his inherent lack of coordination, rhythm or balancing skills. Meanwhile, Mama Dispirito gives the judges an earful. (E! Online)
+ VH1's Best Week Ever to lose its talking heads format and revolve entirely around comedian Paul F. Tompkins. (NY Times)
+ Heba kicks off Phil, professes her love for Trainer Bob on Biggest Loser. (People)
+ Not only are Madonna and Guy Ritchie officially divorcing...Perez is reporting that the couple has no pre-nup! Also, rumors are circling that Madge is still rounding the bases with A-Rod. (Perez Hilton)
+ Desperate Housewives actor Gale Harold reportedly fractured his shoulder in a motorcycle crash. Howard, who plays the new love interest of Teri Hatcher's annoyingly neurotic single mom character, is hoping to make a full recovery. (Usmagazine.com)
+ Amy Sedaris is developing a new sitcom! Knowing her, it will probably be even stranger than the way-strange Strangers with Candy. (TV Squad)