Things just keep getting worse for Aubrey O'Day. First, last night's cliffhanger-y Making the Band 4 finale ended with Diddy maybe-booting her from Danity Kane, and now girl's being ragged on by a bunch of prudes who actually think it's wrong to tie-dye your dog until she looks like a Rocket Pop (or to stick yesterday's undies on her head and pretend that it's actually a puppy bandana).
Here's what one angry Washington Post reporter had to say about Aubrey's latest supposed fashion infraction:
"Not only has Ginger been forced to wear a matchy-matchy shirt (hey, maybe she's not for Obama), but Ms. O'Day seems to have fashioned a spangly thong into some kind of makeshift headgear for the poor little thing."
OK, we admit it, we're feeling sliiightly sorry for Aubrey's pooch, but we'd actually rather focus on O'Day's new "Look Ma, no pants!" style mantra. Aubs, we love that you're all political these days, but standing there, bare-legged and freezing, is surely no way to Barack the vote. (Ginger, however, can get away with going bottomless on the red carpet, what with being a dog and all).
That said, we give you props for invoking your constitutionally-given right to wear whatever you damn please. Just next time? Maybe pair your patriotism with a nice, snug pair of skinny jeans.
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