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• You know how Misty May-Treanor had to leave Dancing with the Stars after destroying her ankle? Well, good news! Already-eliminated DWTS contestant Kim Kardashian has graciously offered to take her place on the show! Awww, that should TOTALLY help ease the pain of May’s potentially career-ending injury. (Scandalist)

• Hmm, guess Khloe Kardashian’s sis wasn’t all that “relieved” to be done with Dancing after all… (TV Watch)

• On tonight’s Grey’s Anatomy, McDreamy and Meredith’s cohabitation talk leads to a disaster of biblical proportions. Sigh. If only there were some sort of sign… (E! Online)

• Okay, fine, Victoria Beckham isn’t exactly a reality tv star (unless you count that thankfully short-lived NBC miniseries.) But we’d be remiss if we didn’t tell you that her can’t-live-without beauty secret is….a skin cream “derived from nightingale poo.” (Daily Mail - UK)

• OMG, Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner are officially no longer sleeping together! Well, assuming they ever really were. (Usmagazine.com)

• Get ready for the premiere of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Atlanta tonight. Here’s to hoping one of the leading ladies is a pretentious underwear-model-turned-Duchess! (LA Times)