Paris Hilton's made it clear that she has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to "deppys" (which equals "desperate" peeps, obvs). And since she's not looking to take on any charity cases, she sent the first four girls from the Paris Hilton's My New BFF premiere packing before you can say "TTYN." So what went wrong? I've taken another look at the girls' behavior to find out why their first impressions were also their last.
Potential BFF: Erin
Memorable quotes: "I'm ready for America, come get me" and "I definitely know that I made a great impression tonight."
Memorable gaff: Repeatedly spitting on Jeff Beacher during the interrogation. Also, we know this doesn't count as a reason (since your fate was already sealed) but screaming "OMG, we're going to London!" didn't exactly make for the most graceful exit.
Why it didn't work out: We think this chick was just too loud for Paris. Erin, you may have been ready for the masses, but unfortunately, the masses just weren't ready for you.
Potential BFF: Athena
Memorable quote:"I just feel like I'm pledging all over again."
Memorable gaff: Talking nonstop about your boring sorority. OMG, you were in SDT? We weren't! And by our count, you bragged about sorority life at least four or five times before we completely stopped listening.
Why it didn't work out: Paris is a huge international celebrity, she's not impressed by your stories about forcing some girl to do a keg-stand at the SDT formal. Also, it couldn't have helped that Athena's voice sounds like fingernails scratching on a chalkboard (or worse, Scarlett Johansson's singing voice).
Potential BFF: Francisca
Memorable quote: "I'm down like four flats on a Cadillac. I'm ready. I'm about to wet my pants right now."
Memorable gaff: Failing to make an impression. I mean, c'mon, Francisca was best remembered by everyone in the house as "The Other Girl In The Yellow Dress."
Why it didn't work out: Seriously, Fran (can we call you Fran?) if it weren't for the dress thing, we wouldn't have remembered you at all. But hey, you'll always have Paris! And that bitchy comment from Jeff Beacher about you going after the DJ like a magnet on a refrigerator.
Potential BFF: Trisha
Memorable quote: "Dude, I haven't had enough sleep."
Memorable gaff: When she was asked "How many guys have you slept with?" Trisha may have inadvertently offended Paris with her reply: "Not enough, I'm sure."
Why it didn't work out: How many times can someone mention "Schwenksville, Pennsylvania" in one 30-minute show? Also, that observation about how Paris probably doesn't "want people up [her] butt all the time with cameras?" Probably didn't mesh well with the whole "I'm on a reality show" vibe.
+ Did you agree with Paris' first round of eliminations? Let us know which of her remaining "dolls" you think are better left on shelf.