If you wanna be Paris Hilton's new BFF, you have to be willing to do exactly what she says. If not? Our guess is there's a Virgin Atlantic plane ticket with your name on it. Paris already gave the boot to four girls who rubbed her the wrong way. So who's next? Check out our scouting report for the crop of friends-in-training to see who's sitting pretty -- and who's one wrong move away from getting TTYL-ed.
First up, our votes for the top three: Onch, Shelley and Vanessa.
Sure, Onch's a bit over-the-top, but the "boy-girl in pigtails" (as Corrie described him) is also instantly likable and practically screams "I'M FUN." But we're not willing to write Shelley off. True, she's a little on the innocent side (not to mention totally religious, y'all!) but instead of being annoying and prudish about it -- like the already-eliminated Trisha -- she comes across as cute and endearing. But let's not forget about Vanessa. The blonde-turned-brunette quickly established herself as a snitch which earned her the coveted role as Paris' pet. But tattling on your friends can be a double-edged sword. And in the long run, throwing your friends under the bus may not be the best way to prove your trustworthiness.
After the jump, our picks for the bottom of the barrel: Bryan, Kiki, Sinsu
Bryan, we read your little manifesto and you're right -- you wouldn't have looked good as a baldy. But by not playing along with Paris, you run the risk of coming across as a wet blanket. That said, we're almost glad you didn't come out with an insincere apology like Sinsu. Girl, Jeff Beacher was right -- you are a mess. You may have saved yourself from elimination in the 11th hour, but don't think for a minute Paris didn't know what you were doing. And last but not least we have Kiki, the tearful brunette whom Vanessa unsuccessfully tried to oust from the house. We didn't much care for her "Everyone hates me 'cause I'm so pretty" shpiel, but she won major points for her "You're all going down, bitches!" explosion at the end.
So what's the final verdict? We'd say Onch is safely up there in the top three, but if snitchy Vanessa continues her backstabby ways, she's in danger of losing Paris' trust -- and going home. And as for the bottom three, we think Bryan and Sinsu should watch their backs. You're already on thin ice with Paris, and we have a feeling Kiki's gonna be coming back with a vengeance.