In honor of Dr. Drew's new show, Sex…with Mom and Dad, premiering tomorrow night at 7pm, we've decided to round up a list of familiar faces who could use a little family therapy...and maybe even a refresher course in sex ed.
Famous Patients: The Hogan family -- former WWF wrestler Hulk Hogan, his soon-to-be ex-wife, Linda, and their kids, Brooke and Nick.
The Issue: Relations between mother and daughter are strained now that Linda's dating someone new...who just happens to be the same age as Brooke. Also, Nick's currently incarcerated, but that's neither here nor there for the purposes of this discussion.
Our Prescription: The Hogans need to work on rebuilding their relationship through a variety of trust exercises. We suggest forcing Linda to write "I Will Not Sleep With My Daughter's Friends" on a blackboard 1000 times -- or until Brooke finally agrees to stop referring to her mom as "that tramp."
Famous Patients: The Lohan family -- estranged father figure Michael Lohan, his ex-wife, Dina, his famous daughter, Lindsay, his less-famous daughter, Ali, and a boy, Whatshisface.
The Issue: Dad refuses to accept Lindsay's recent revelation that she and Samantha Ronson are officially dating. Now word has it Linds -- who isn't even on speaking terms with her dad -- plans to join her mother and sister in taking out a restraining order against him.
Our Prescription: Lindsay need some rest, relaxation and time away from the spotlight, Michael Lohan needs a muzzle, Dina Lohan needs a hobby and Ali Lohan needs a normal childhood. If that fails, we would send Michael to the same rehabilitation facility that "cured" Grey's Anatomy star Isiah Washington.
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