Got anger management issues? One or more illegitimate children? Are you a self-proclaimed “guido” (or “goon”) with a spotty criminal record and/or a propensity for punching people in the face? If you answered “Yes” to any of these questions, you could be perfect for Season 2 of From G’s to Gents!
Producers are casting RIGHT NOW, so head on over to the show’s website and fill out an application today!
All you need to do is submit your name, phone number, photo and reasons for wanting to change (”Example: I live in Adidas tracksuits, hate escargots and have never owned a pocket-square”) and by this time next year, you could be rockin’ a three-piece suit, introducing yourself as “Thaddeus” and reminiscing about life before argyle.
+ Meanwhile, study up by flipping through these G’s to Gents reunion pictures and finding out what the cast of Season 1 have been up to since the show.