Inspired by Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin’s uncanny resemblance to Tina Fey and Megan Mullally (triplets separated at birth?), I’ve decided to figure out which Hollywood celebs would depict the Hills gals if the series ever were to get adapted onto the big screen. Here’s who I came up with:
Alicia Silverstone as Lauren Conrad: Who better to play a rich, gorgeous California fashionista than Cher Horowitz herself?? Bonus: Cher’s rotating Clueless closet will totes come in handy for storing last season’s Lauren Conrad Collection.
Jennifer Aniston as Heidi Montag: Think about it: Both girls live for tweezed eyebrows, designer handbags and hair extensions, PLUS both are always dating the wrong men! (Kidding, Spencer!) Besides, they have the exact same trademark red carpet pout.
Mila Kunis as Audrina Patridge: Um, hello! Mila’s already proven she can master Audrina’s ceiling eyes — and infatuation with Justin Bobby — in this amazing Hills parody. The only problem? The closed-lip smile. Mila, take 200 Colgate whitening strips and call me in the morning.
Portia de Rossi as Whitney Port: The curly, shoulder-length golden tendrils! The shared affinity for bright orange tops! These two women were practically made for each other! (No offense, Ellen).
Kirsten Dunst as Stephanie Pratt: C’mon, that picture speaks for itself. You can practically SEE the gears turning in Kirsten’s head as she mulls over the classic hamster/guinea pig conundrum. Oh, to be legally blonde…
Mischa Barton as Lo Bosworth: Okay, I know any of the Hills girls would die to have the O.C. goddess portray them in a movie. But Lo is the only one who has Marissa Cooper’s wispy-haired, ethereal thing down. And they’re total twinsies! As long as they always keep their heads tilted at precisely a 60-degree angle.
+ Got a problem with any of my casting decisions? Let me know which celebs you think could turn the major Hills emotion into a major motion picture.