In case you haven’t noticed, there are a lot of crappy jobs in this world. Back in 2003, Popular Science even went ahead and rounded up a list of the world’s worst forms of gainful employment, where notable standouts include stool sampler, flatus odor judge (read: professional fart-sniffer) and official barnyard masturbator.
But after reading today’s Page Six, we were reminded of one more highly undesirable occupation, namely: assistant to smut peddler, ex-con and Girls Gone Wild impresario, Joe Francis. Fortunately for you, it seems that position has already been filled! By none other than former unwanted houseguest Holly Montag!
The NY Post reports: Holly Montag, the older sister of dopey Heidi Montag from “The Hills,” has been assistant to the “Girls Gone Wild” man since his release from jail in March. “His last assistant quit,” said our insider. “And Joe aggressively sought out Holly to work for him.” Another source told us, “She’s running his life.”
And apparently, she’s doing quite a good job of it! Joe tells the paper that “Holly is fantastic, probably the best assistant I have ever had.” (And given his reputation of exploiting underage girls, we imagine he’s had quite a few).
Guess this means congratulations are in order? On the plus side, we’d rather have Heidi’s sis managing Joe Francis’ appointment book than starring in one of his too-hot-for-tv movies.