Dear Whitney,
It's been all over the news that you're traipsing around town, taking meetings with Diane von Furstenberg (a.k.a. queen of the slimming wrap-dress!) and contemplating a move to NYC. And we have one thing to say to you: DON'T LEAVE US, WHITNEY!
Sure, working for Kelly Cutrone can be a little taxing at times (okay, so she practically ripped that Jessica chick a new one) but she totes seems to like you for now! Plus, we've only just started to get used to the idea of you going bicoastal -- if you leave sunny California in favor of dirty, smelly, New York, who's going to be there the next time GMA needs a rapidly falling model, or Jason gets engaged (again) right in front of L.C.?!
Anyways, we're not in any state right now to make sense of all the vague spinoff rumors (deja vu, anyone?) and unsubstantiated gossip floating around. We just wanted to let you know that we like our Whitney right where we can see her: on The Hills, every Monday night at 10pm.
Let's try and keep it that way, shall we?
Much love!
Show Girl
P.S. So you know, we heard the last girl who tried to skip out on Kelly Cutrone ended up with a horse head at the foot of her mattress. Just sayin'...
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