Why It Pays To Be Paris Hilton's New BFF

Coming soon to a small screen near you: Paris Hilton's televised search for a new best friend. And since we can't wait to see which lucky lady will follow in the illustrious footsteps of Kim Kardashian, Nicole Richie and Kimberly Stewart, we've come up with the top eight reasons for Why It Pays To Be Paris Hilton's New BFF.

+ She's been a V.I.P. since she was in diapers
+ It's the fastest/easiest way to market that sex tape you accidentally-on-purpose leaked to the press
+ You'll never have to worry about bad hair days again (Um, hello?? When you're rolling with Paris, you could be wearing a plastic bag on your head and no one would notice!)
+ She dated Rick Hamilton, so you know she has a soft spot for charity cases
+ It's like they always say: Keep your friends close and your chihuahua-toting heiresses closer.
+ It'll give you an excuse to break out that trashy Pucci halter dress you bought at a sample sale
+ She's the only person in the world who won't make fun of you for saying "That's hot."
+ You're secretly only using her to get closer to Tinkerbell

Anything we left out? Tell us why you'd give anything to join Paris' inner circle -- including your Prada backpack. (Oh wait, you don't have a Prada backpack? Boo, sucks to be you).

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