As I've implied before, I am drastically uncool when compared to the glamorous young men and women living in The Hills, where new fashion lines fall off trees, night clubs offer limitless champagne on the house, and brunching is an Olympic sport best executed when not actually hungry. Throughout Season 4, I'll be chronicling the various ways one can attempt to 'get cool', as seen on The Hills, and I'd like to hear your feedback! Have these methods been successful for you? Frustrated you're not getting cool fast enough? Send in your questions and comments and together we can strive for ultimate, Hills-level hipness.
According to Episode 402, some ways to improve your cool factor are to:
Carry: Helium balloons into a crowded night club. It says, "I'm ready to party, and I'm not afraid of props." Try handing out a few to potential hookups -- everyone loves presents.
Ask: Your new love interest to ditch work and jet off to Cabo... just for fun. Spontaneity is super cool, especially if you have a private jet and loose work hours.
Leave: An intense social situation claiming you "can't deal with the drama." Storm off without making eye contact or thanking your host, but make sure your constant sidekick is following you to the door. Maybe just text everyone later to apologize for suddenly disappearing like that -- you don't know what got into you.
Trust: No one. Definitely not someone who's related to someone you can't trust. Tell them what someone else, someone wise, once said: "Blood is thicker than water." Give them a look like you know what's up.
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