It’s no secret that The Hills isn’t the most dialogue heavy of TV shows. Which is why it’s absolutely ESSENTIAL that any avid watcher becomes fluent in the language of the unspoken word. Here, once again, is an in-depth analysis of the facial expressions that truly say it all.

Did I mention People's Revolution was my company? Because it is. Mine! Mine! Mine! Now, raise your hand if you're the head of a major fashion label! Oh, wait, that's me.

Oh. My. God. Seriously, how did I ever think Lisa Love was scary??

Sweetie, I'm so proud of you for giving Stephanie another chance. This is the best thing you've done all week! Well, you know, besides shaving your mustache.

Lo: OMG, get a load of Spencer and Heidi's massive drugstore balloons! And to think I nearly bought out CVS' entire supply myself! Can you imagine?? Both of us showing up to the same trendy L.A. hotspot with identical $2 birthday gift balloons? Seriously, how frickin' embarrassing would that have been?!
LC: Beyond.

Wait, Iran and Israel are still fighting? But I thought they declared peace in the Middle East?
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