As I've implied before, I am drastically uncool when compared to the glamorous young men and women living in The Hills, where new fashion lines fall off trees, night clubs offer limitless champagne on the house, and brunching is an Olympic sport best executed when not actually hungry. Throughout Season 4, I'll be chronicling the various ways one can attempt to 'get cool', as seen on The Hills, and I'd like to hear your feedback! Have these methods been successful for you? Frustrated you're not getting cool fast enough? Send in your questions and comments and together we can strive for ultimate, Hills-level hipness.
According to Episode 401, some ways to improve your cool factor are to:
Drink: A "Fuzzy Dragon" when on a date. "Fuzzy" connotes cocktails of the schnapps variety, which have been known to mess a sister up, so sip slowly. Also drink lots of H2O in between Dragons to avoid the dreaded "Dragon Breath." (Disclaimer: Must be 21+ to participate.)
Wear: A side ponytail, just like Lo. It says, "I'm a girl who likes to have fun, try new things, and even show my quirky side!"
Get ASAP: Hair extensions. Did you see Holly's miraculous transformation from pushover to new-Montag-in-town in mere minutes?
Sleep: Past noon (Speidi's preferred routine). You never want to be the first to arrive somewhere (it's not fashionable!), and that counts for Sunday morning breakfast.
Any other cool stuff I missed from tonight's premiere? Make sure to leave a comment!
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