Only 5 Hours More...'Til The Hills, Season 4!

Occasionally, when my heart’s pounding, my pulse is racing and my blood pressure’s higher than Robin Williams on Quaaludes, I find that it helps me to jot down some of my thoughts in poetry-form. And so, with only a few gut-wrenching hours standing between me and The Hills season 4 premiere, I humbly present this rhyming tribute to LC and the gang.

It feels like an eternity since The Hills, season three!
But what has become of Heidi and LC
And everyone else in the Hills universe?
So much to catch up on! Well, first things first

Lauren, Lo and Audrina are still living together
In spite of encountering some "stormy" weather
(Last season, LC and Audrina came to blows
Though many think the blame was Lo's)

Meanwhile, since blowing off work in Sin City
Heidi and her betrothed have been sitting pretty
Only turns out, Heidi's boss is unimpressed
And Spencer's not so welcoming of their new houseguest

So what's in store for tonight? Lots of renewed tensions
Spastic facial expressions and new hair extensions
Side ponytails, matching jerseys and one amazing first date
Oh, and Lo versus Audrina. That's 10pm, don't be late!

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Tags Audrina Patridge, Heidi Montag, Lauren Conrad, LC, Lo Bosworth, Spencer Pratt