• Apparently, Paris Hilton has moxie, but not Roxie. The heiress-turned-reality star will not be starring in Chicago (as felonious sexpot Roxie Hart) despite "hilarious" rumors to the contrary. (Fox)
• SYTYCD winner Joshua Allen to quietly invest his $250,000 cash prize. Yawn. (Usmagazine.com)
• Also, Josh and co-finalist Katie Shean might be dating! But probably not. (E! Online)
• Someone else leaves the crazy co-ed cohabitation center known as Big Brother. (People)
• Tori Spelling isn't exactly the most popular kid on the block. (Star)