• Former U.S. vice president Dan Quayle rumored to be joining the D-list cast of Dancing With the Stars. Fortunately for Quayle, the ability to spell "Rumba" is not a prerequisite. (Popcrunch)
• Note to Shia LaBeouf: No matter what the police say, you know you've majorly screwed up when recently incarcerated reality star Khloe Kardashian is telling you to "be smarter." Yikes. (Usmagazine.com)
• American Idol contestant Melinda Doolittle (a.k.a. the little person with the big pipes) has finally found herself a record deal. (Entertainment Weekly)
• The Kathy Griffin camp is denying rumors that her well-inked assistant Jessica gave her two weeks' notice. (RealityTVWorld)
• Former Bachelor Matt Grant is apparently unimpressed with his ex-fiancee's decision to keep the engagement ring. "It wasn’t a 'gift,'" Grant points out. "It’s not a television or a handbag. It’s a symbol of marriage that didn’t happen." (People)