
Today, in bizarre news, a possibly crazy person is accusing The Hills' Brody Jenner of striking her and dousing her with champagne. Naturally, Brody's fired back, describing his female accuser as "obliterated and insane," and telling TMZ his side of the story:
"'Me and my friends were at a table and she came up,' he says. [Jenner] claims she started acting crazy and he and others asked her to leave. Brody says security pulled her away but she broke loose and 'charged the table and knocked a girl down.'"
Not surprisingly, witnesses immediately corroborated Brody's side of the story. So what's the only truly shocking part -- besides the alleged champagne fight? The stunning revelation that some women are actually immune to Mr. Jenner's charms.

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