• Pssst! Gossip Girl sources say the real life Serena Van der Woodsen is touchy-feely, way into PDA and totes gets freaked out whenever poor, hipstery Dan Humphrey talks to other girls. (NY Post)
• Incarcerated D-lister Nick Hogan celebrates his 18th birthday behind bars. Aw, it seems like only yesterday he was still a juvie! (E! Online)
• Apparently, Eliot Spitzer's former "escort" is still raking in the dough...high-priced call girl Ashley Dupree is reportedly eying $2 reality tv deal. (NY Mag)
• Women are apparently lining up to date Bachelorette runner-up Jason Mesnick. (People)
• Chris Brown to take on Dancing With the Stars, So You Think You Can Dance and America's Best Dance Crew with a totally innovative concept: a weekly dance competition! (Variety)
• Rachael Ray launches a new delish doggy food line. (E! Online)