• Kim Kardashian rumored to be shaking her (ample-sized) money-maker on next season's Dancing With the Stars. (The Gossip Girls)
• Meanwhile, Audrina Patridge shows off her best party attire. Hey, if you had her bod, you'd walk around in a bikini all day, too. (E! Online)
• After multiple reality shows and countless tabloid interviews, Tori Spelling apparently still has enough material left for a tell-all memoir. Go figure. (People)
• Natalie Portman to guest-judge on this week's Project Runway. Finally, a reason for straight guys to watch Bravo! (LA Times Blog)
• And in disturbing news, The View's Sherri Shepherd admits that she's had "more abortions than I would like to count." (Usmagazine.com)