• Kimora Lee Simmons refuses to let her daughters wear anything with a bare midriff. Presumably, this means the entire Baby Phat collection is off-limits until they're approximately 35. (People)
• Jay Manuel (a.k.a. the orange-tinted makeup artist from America's Next Top Model) is getting sued by his manager for a pretty chunk of change. (TMZ)
• Meanwhile, Project Runway judge Nina Garcia is supposedly raking in the dough on her public appearances. Apparently, people can't get enough of her patented permascowl or her trademark catch-phrase: "Your hems are uneven." (Gawker)
• You can all sleep safely tonight. Hardened criminal Khloe Kardashian is officially behind bars, where she belongs. (Usmagazine.com)
• Kherrington and Gev (a.k.a. the hot blonde and cute-ish Kazakh breakdancer) were eliminated last night from that other dancing show. Gev's fatal flaw? Forgetting to go shirtless. (LA Times)