In addition to being pure, mind-numbing entertainment, Run's House also happens to be extremely educational. And with tonight's double-premiere, school is officially back in session. So step into our virtual classroom and grab your notebook as we sift through the laughs, the rapping and the jelly-covered breakfast burritos and come away with a valuable life lesson.
TODAY'S LESSON: The Fundamentals of BSing as taught by tenured professor Joseph "Reverend Run" Simmons.
Record Exec: So what's the concept you're gonna be working on?
Rev Run: I have thought about a couple of names for the album. One of the names is, um, [long pause] "Boneless Chicken Dinner." Keep it funky...'Have no fear, Boneless Chicken Dinner is here!' It's old-school, it's almost like "Paul's Boutique" with the Beasties. It's crazy! Little innovative, little secretive. Up under the sleeve, like you said.
Record Exec: That's totally neat. It's a good idea.
And for extra credit? We also have Rev. Run and JoJo on hand to demonstrate the art of the semi-successful negotiation.
JoJo: I want business class, I want about $1000 in my pocket and I want M&M's.
Rev Run: How about coach, M&M's and $400?
++ Your homework assignment? Tell us what you thought of tonight's episodes! And don't forget to tune in next week for an all-new Run's House -- and another extremely practical Life Lesson. In the meantime, class dismissed.