Last week, I told you to tune in tonight for the series premiere of From G's to Gents and gave you a rundown of my fave real-life G-to-G transformations. And while this season's roster is already full, I figured it's never to early to start casting the new crop of G's -- and wannabe G's. So here's a few suggestions I have for the show's producers. You're welcome!
• Lil Wayne. To put it simply, anyone whose lyrics proclaim "I'm a venereal disease" could probably benefit from a lesson or two in social etiquette.
• Michael Vick. Talk about street cred! This former NFL star-turned-lawbreaker has certainly had his fair share of arrests. From attempting to smuggle pot through Miaimi airport (d'oh!) to breeding ruthless dog-killers, Vick's not exactly what one would call a "smooth criminal." So does he have hidden gent potential? Probably not! But that doesn't mean it wouldn't be fun to see him decked out in head-to-toe argyle, sipping tea with Lil Wayne.
• K-Fed. Okay fine, so he's not exactly living on da streets, but this wife beater-wearing, high school dropout is hardly the epitome of class and sophistication. Born in 1975, this "playa" parlayed a failed 2-year marriage to Britney Spears into the worst rap album of all time, palimony for life, a brief pro-wrestling stint and a cameo on craptastic teen dramafest, One Tree Hill. And if all that doesn't scream makeover, I don't know what does.
+ Any more suggestions? Let's hear 'em! Meanwhile, don't forget to catch the first episode at 10pm tonight.