In case you hadn't noticed, we happen to be extremely partial to lists around here. And since we've already hit you with What We'll Miss Most About RW: Hollywood, Real World Superlatives, the Most Quotastic Moments From Cancun, the Best/Worst of Joey's RW Run, our All-Time Fave Bri Moments, and, of course, the RW ABC's we figured it was time to put our love into numerical perspective and say goodbye. (Let the countdown to tonight's season finale begin!)
10: The number of times I watched (and re-watched) the scene where Will makes himself cry by staring intently at his own reflection while daydreaming about wasabi.
9: The total number of Real World: Hollywood cast members this season (that's the original seven strangers who were picked to live in a house together, plus latecomers Nick and Brittini)
8. The number (on a scale from 1-10) that best describes the awesomeness of JoJo's bedazzling gun-shaped belt buckle.
7. The total number of guests allowed in the Hollywood house at any given time. (See: the "Let's Not Get Ghetto" incident).
6. The number of roomies who promised to wholeheartedly support Joey and his newfound sobriety.
5. The number of roomies who couldn't even go 24 hours without ditching Joey for a wild (drunken) night on the town.
4. The (approximate) number of times Sarah yakked in her trash can after throwing back a few too many at the bar.
3. The number of male roomies (Greg, Will, Nick) that Reva (the associate-turned-groupie) tried to get with. Well, at least the ones that we know about.
2 and 1/2: The percentage of the "Three Amigos" still intact after a temporarily-remorseful Will fessed up to smooching Brittini in Cancun.
2. The number of intra-house romances (including Joey and Bri's short-lived love affair and Dave/Kim's ill-fated "Friends with Benefits" plan) not counting the "friendly roommate kiss" between Will and Brittini, the foursome between Will and Dave or the time Will inherited Sarah's dirty ABC gum and called it "making out."
1. The number of roomies not planning to attend Saturday's live reunion special. (We'll give you a hint: He's voluntarily "Chosen" not to go).
0. The total number of improv "battles" actually won by WTF (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot). Also: the number of roomies who stood up for Greg when Charna gave him the boot.