
With only one day until the Real World finale, I'm preemptively mourning the loss of my fave Hollywood gang. And since I haven't enjoyed a RW season this much since Stephen bitch-slapped Irene back in Seattle, I figured I'd let you know what makes each of these castmates so damn special.
Bri: No one knows how to put on a show quite like Bri. Between the singing, the stripping and the time she traumatized Sarah by getting freaky in the next bed, Brianna's always been a consummate performer. Bri, I'll miss your showmanship.
Joey: Sure, Joey had a bit of a rocky ride this season, but he also had his share of heartwarming moments. Like the time his boys surprised him with a sentimental goodbye gift: a trip to the nudie bar! Oh, Joey. I'll miss you and your big heart the most of all.
Dave: And speaking of nudity, let's not forget about Dave, who spent the majority of this season strolling around in his birthday suit. And when he wasn't bare-ass naked in the kitchen, he was skinny-dipping in the communal hot tub. Dave, I'll miss you and your complete lack of modesty and self-restraint.
Kim: Though, perhaps, best known for her "Let's not get ghetto" tirade, Kim has never been afraid to share her feelings. And I've enjoyed hearing her give her two cents on everything from Dave's womanizing to the "dirty, disgusting orgy." Kim, I'll miss you for your awesomely uncensored opinions on just about everything.
++ Want more? Check back later, as I evaluate the most missable attributes of the remaining five roomies and give a shout-out to a few honorary special guests in the second installment of "What I'll Miss Most From Real World: Hollywood." Meanwhile, tell me what -- or who -- you'll miss the most!
