• Rumors has it Dr. Drew will have yet another opportunity to exploit drug-addled D-listers. The Celebrity Rehab doc is reportedly in talks to host a new show (think: The Real World meets The Surreal Life) in which formerly famous people with life-threatening addictions are shamelessly thrown under one roof and ordered to self-destruct. (NYP)
• Steve-O (a.k.a. Jackass' resident, well, you know) has been sober for 120 days and counting. Which is probably a good thing considering he's best known for peeing on the red carpet and stapling his naughty-parts together. (E! Online)
• The good news is, little Cindy Brady is all grown up! The bad news is, she's got the grownup-sized hangover to prove it. (Showbiz Tonight via Red Lasso)
• Ex-wrestler Hulk Hogan's soon-to-be ex-wife wastes no time in claiming what's rightfully her soon-to-be ex-husband's. Got that? (TMZ)