• New laws regarding tv sponsorship to threaten the sanctity of Project Runway's TRESemme hair salon and the American Idol judges' ungodly consumption of Coca Cola. (AP)
• Perez Hilton mocks Heidi's plans to record a Christian album...and never mind that he attended church with Speidi just last weekend. (Perez Hilton)
• "Gossip Guy" Ed Westwick (who plays the character of "Chuck the sometimes-date rapist" on the show) gets real about his so-called bromance with male co-star Chace Crawford. (E! Online)
• And in not at all surprising news, a new reality show on speed-eating has appropriately been christened ..."Hurl!" (Mollygood)