• America's Best Dance Crew vs. So You Think You Can Dance! Um, is it really even a contest?? (Hollyscoop)
• It ain't always easy livin' la vida Lohan...Lindsay's dad announces that his famous daughter has a secret (non-famous!) half-sister! (OK!)
• "Mini" update! Little man Verne Troyer sues TMZ for leaking the stolen sex tape. (Usmagazine.com)
• Paris Hilton -- and her much more musically talented boyfriend -- to write the theme song to her upcoming MTV reality show. (E! Online)
• Mary-Kate's appearance on the David Letterman show makes People's Top 5 list of late night tv highlights. (People)