• Brooke Hogan awkwardly attempts to rationalize pics of her pro-wrestler dad lotioning her rump by explaining, "It's like he's touching an old car." Aw, don't be so hard on yourself, Brooke. You've still got a few miles left on those tires. (Usmagazine.com)
• The Hills' Audrina Patridge and ABDC's Mario Lopez show off their "Hot Bods" on the cover of TV Guide, a magazine geared towards...inactive couch potatoes. (Perez Hilton)
• Note to Ice T: Next time you want to defend your "street cred," you may want to consider a venue besides Celebrity Family Feud. (TMZ)
• Things are heating up for the final three chefs in Hell's Kitchen. Fortunately, Gordon Ramsey's eyebrow's aren't singed (again). At least, not yet. (YumSugar)