Looking forward to tomorrow night's Shot at Love reunion? So am I! Which is why, in preparation for the big event, I've come up with my top 3 predictions for the Most Awkward Moments. Here's who I think will steal the show and why.
Scene-Stealer: Chad
Last seen: Punching Bo in the face in Episode 4 (and subsequently leaving in Episode 5)
Tough Assignment: Attempting to awkwardly rationalize punching Bo in the face.
Prediction: Chad will blame the entire thing on a made-up addiction (i.e. an overdose of over-the-counter energy supplements) and announce that he's checked himself into a Red Bull-free rehab center. (Note: This is also known as the "Isaiah Washington defense.")
Scene-stealer: Jay
Last seen: Trashing the Tila Tequila set, punching a wall (while pretending it was Bo's face) and complaining that the entire house is "retarded."
Tough Assignment: Trying to live down the shame of the hot tub family orgy. (Also? Getting that no-longer-meaningful shot glass tattoo removed by Dr. Zizmore)
Prediction: Still bitter over being dumped in the most unceremonious way possible, Jay will tell Tila he's "over her" (Wait, was he ever "under" her?) and tell her he thinks she should pick Bo because they clearly deserve each other.
Scene-stealer: Brittany
Last seen: Getting dumped in Cancun after a romantic night out because Tila wasn't feeling the chemistry.
Tough Assignment: Not only will Brit have to look at Chad's frosted highlights without losing her lunch, but she'll also have to find a way to tactfully ask for her "Tequila Sunrise" card back.
Prediction: Always the emotional one, Brittany will have to contain the waterworks long enough to say sappy, disingenuous things how she "only want[s] Tila to be happy." Then she'll complain about how she got stabbed in the stomach (and dry-humped a condom balloon) for nothing.
**Think I'm way off base here? Sound off with your predictions for tomorrow night's episode and let me know which former contestant you're most excited to see.