After watching the MADE marathon last weekend, I got to thinking: Which of my favorite MTV characters would I most like to see in an extended makeover montage? The top 3 picks (along with projected plotlines, long-winded explanations and predictions for the obligatory “I Want To Quit” moment) to follow.
Who's Got It MADE: Tila Tequila from A Shot At Love 2
Hypothetical Premise: Gay rights activist and part-time stripper Tila gets MADE...into a marine biologist.
Why It Totally Works: Tila loves animals (hence why she kept "Jersey Jay" around until last week). Plus, in addition to being hotter than that Crocodile Hunter (and saner than that crazy Pet Psychic lady) Tila's exponentially less boring than your nasally-voiced (argyle-socks wearing) high school science teacher. Also? She's already got an entire closet full of teeny-weeny bikinis.
The "I Want To Quit" Moment: Tila has a mini-mental breakdown after discovering that marine biology is more than just making fish faces and simulating fellatio on a conical seashell. Also, she freaks out when her MADE coach insists that she wear a conservative "onesie" bathing suit.
Stay tuned for picks #2 and #3, after the jump!
Who's Got It MADE: Greg from Real World: Hollywood
Hypothetical Premise: Wannabe model and Real World castoff Greg gets a chance to strut his stuff during NYC's Fashion Week.
Why It Totally Works: The poker-faced catwalker has made it clear that modeling is his #1 priority. Which means he'd be willing to do anything to make it to the top--no matter how many "associates" he has to sleep with or women's undergarments he has to steal along the way.
The "I Want To Quit" Moment: Greg second-guesses his decision to go on the show after multiple modeling agencies reject him on the basis of his "perma-glare."
Who's Got It MADE: Spencer Pratt from The Hills
Hypothetical Premise: Unemployed pot-stirrer and sometimes-fiance Spencer agrees to go an entire week without having his picture taken.
Why It Totally Works: Pratt (and his negligibly better half, Heidi Montag) is notorious for shopping around photos of the couple's most intimate moments. So why agree to ditch the flashbulbs? The consummate businessman realizes that by doing a televised documentary about his newfound need for privacy, he'll actually end up getting more exposure.
The "I Want To Quit" Moment: Spencer nearly loses it when he and Heidi are forced to turn down a cover "exclusive" with OK! magazine. Sadly, now the world will never know the answer to such hard-hitting questions as "What's your must have, can't-live-without beauty secret?" and "If you could start a dirty, unsubstantiated rumor about LC, what would it be?"
**Any other MTV personalities you'd like to see get MADE? Sound off and let us know whether you'd rather watch The Paper's Amanda Lorber become a rapper, Rev. Run become a prima ballerina or Diddy become a contestant on American Gladiators.**
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