Although we're sad to see Joey go, we have plenty of outrageous moments to remember him by. Take a stroll down memory lane and help us relive his proudest -- and most cringeworthy -- moments from this season of Real World: Hollywood.
The Matted-Down Pool Hair: Maybe I'm just not used to seeing Joey without his usual three cans of hair-gel, but there's something oddly endearing/innocent about Hot Tub Hair Joey. Maybe it's the fact that he looks all of 7 years-old? Well, a 7 year-old with a really, really good gym membership. Bonus Fact: It's during this very scene that Brianna confesses she has a crush on him. Hmm, does that make her a pedophile?
The Home Spa: Sure, Joey's a giant, protein shake-loving teddy bear, but did you know he could hang with the girls? In this scene, Joey takes a night off from the party scene to bond with the ladies of the house and give his overlooked pores some much-needed attention. And let's "face" it: What could be hotter than a guy who understands the importance of a $50 thimble-sized bottle of moisturizer?
The Short-Lived 'Relationship' With Bri: Um, remember this? Wow. In retrospect, it seems bizarre but there once was a time when Joey and Brianna were hot and heavy. Sadly, the romantic spark between them fizzled, leaving Bri to seek comfort in the arms of The Shirtless Wonder (otherwise known as HoHo).
The 'Hulkamania' Incident: The first clue Joey's struggling with a few anger issues? When he rips open his shirt, Incredible Hulk-style then beats the crap out of an innocent punching bag. Easy there, big guy! Phew, good thing Joey had the foresight to pack those 800 extra wife-beaters.
The Intervention: After drinking all the liquor in the house, (and claiming he's a "three-egg" man) Joey goes on a loud, drunken rampage and scares everyone in the house with his aggressive tendencies. As a result, the roomies call for an intervention and producers offer Joey the chance to check into rehab. (Sadly, Will and Bri miss all the action because they're too busy selecting the perfect outfit for Brianna's court arraignment).
The Rehab Visit: Caught up in the excitement of seeing Joey, the roomies promise to do everything they can to help with his recovery (include tone down their partying lifestyle). Ten minutes later, however, they suffer a minor setback when they celebrate their commitment to Joey's sobriety by going off on a wild drunken bender.
The "You Couldn't Even Give Me One Night?" Episode: After receiving a hero's welcome, Joey looks forward to leaning on the roomies for support. Unfortunately, he quickly learns that they're as committed to alcohol as he is to Alcoholic's Anonymous.
The Farewell Lap Dance: At the strip clubs, Joey proves he knows how to go out with a bang -- or at least a super-sexy lap dance. The best part of this impulsive field trip? The part where Joey explains how hard Will and Dave twisted his arm to get him to agree to Operation Condor. "The guys say that they want to go to a strip club," Joey reveals in his confessional. "The first thing that rings in my mind is, 'Yes.'" (Wait, why wasn't it "Yeah, Brother?!")
The Goodbye Letter: There's nothing quite like finding out that the guy with the huge biceps has a giant heart to match. And hearing Joey's goodbye letter makes everyone in the house realize that he's making the right decision.
Anything we forgot? Let us know your fave Joey moments. And then curl up in a ball and bemoan the fact that we've finally heard him say "Yeah, Brother!" for the very last time.