A picture may be worth 1000 words...but nothing beats a good caption. Here's my take on the most outrageous double take-worthy moments from this week's Shot At Love.

Question: How exactly did we go from Tila Tequila to a straight-to-DVD edition of Menopausal 50-Somethings Gone Wild?

Because nothing says "I have the utmost respect for your lovely daughter, Britney" quite like performing fellatio on a Kosher Dill. (See: "Top 5 Mortifying Moments from Tonight’s Shot at Love 2")

Kristy's dad shows Tila exactly how much he appreciates her "music."

This totally explains why no one's ever seen KISS frontman, Gene Simmons and Bo's mommy in the same room together

Jay shows Tila she made the total wrong decision by accepting his elimination with elegance and grace
**Think you can do better? Take another look at my fave screenshots from last night's episode, then submit your own captions in the comments.

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