Your favorite Lipstick Lesbian from Season 1 comes at you with yet another hilarious wrap-up of the shenanigans on Shot at Love 2...
Bo's little brother is officially scarred for life, and will probably never figure out what bisexual actually means! At least Bo finally cut the umbilical cord -- you know, by staying in the hospital all by himself. Hey, how do you think he told Tila about his mom's Gene Simmons-esque tongue? Were they making out, and he was like, "Hey, this reminds me…."
Between the awkward, after-dinner dance party, and her VET bisexual aunt, Kristy's home visit was agonizingly mortifying. Hey Tila, don't you think you were a little hard on boner boy? You should have known that would happen when you were gyrating on his genitals (you have stripper friends).
Dear Kristy's Brother:
Don't let big, bad Tila make you feel ashamed and dirty about your boy parts. It's a perfectly natural reaction to a very exciting situation.
Your boner advocate,
Amanda
Brittany Is either the sweetest, most thoughtful girl on the planet, or has MAD GAME. Between the sweet letter (that I 'm pretty sure we didn't get to hear all of), the fried chicken and Grape Soda (cause her gurl's a thug), and the Texas pickle (just for Daddy's pleasure)… man, she's GOOD!
So I guess we got more than your run of the mill household orgy this week. Jay's family went straight family-style on Tila; playing pass the Teriyaki sauce with her, and what was with pops talking about her like she belonged hung on the wall naked, like a Japanamation Porno Calendar?
Between urging on dinner table flashes of mom titties, old-fashioned Texas-style deep throats, and lots of cock-a-doodle-doo teasing, Tila definitely didn't disappoint this week. Brittany was adorable when she realized she was staying, and Jay's unintelligible rant/assault on the vase and the innocent wall was very second rate -- Ashley McNeely, right? "I'm going to go home, Bo, I'm going to watch the TV, Bo, and I'm going to punch the wall, Bo. Know why? Cause I'm going to pretend it's your face, Bo. I'll punch your other face, Bo." Wait… what? Is his other face on the wall? I'm confused.
Til Next Week Guys,
Amanda 