It was sorta one of those see-it-to-believe-it shows tonight. You thought the Shot at Love 2 contestants were crazy? Well, dem apples don’t fall very far from the tree. Here’s an edited version of the most non-family friendly scenes.
5. Kristy’s Brother Goes Stiff
While grinding into Lee’s groin, Tila is oddly surprised when she feels something hard. To hide her shame, Tila nuzzles her face into Auntie Mimi’s bosom.
4. Bo’s Bro Crosses Language Barrier
Bo’s little bro shared with America what he learned at dinner: “I found out that a bisexual is when the girl likes two boys and two girls. I think it’s kinda gross.”
3. Pickle Fellatio
Yes, Tila, those sure were some “big, fat, juicy pickles.” Now go wash your mouth out with soap!
2. Hot Tub Orgy with Jay’s Family
Tila got passed around like a crack pipe, from Jay’s bro to Jay’s step-dad, to Jay’s step-mom, and finally to ole what’s-his-name, Jay. Said his real mom, Dorlee, earlier at dinner: “We encourage [brothers] Adam and Jay to share everything.” Apparently that includes va-jay-jay and dumb hair.
1. Mommy Makeout:
OK, I’m all about being open-minded, but Jay’s mom and step-mom took “unconventional” to a whole new level of freakdom when they shared a drunken smooch.
Honorary Mention:
When Jay realized that he got a shot glass tattoo for NOTHING! Priceless quote from Tila: “Jersey called, and they want you back.”