Ok, so you know how we told you that ABDC host Mario "Dimples" Lopez had split with longtime girlfriend Karina Smirnoff? Well, here's an update on his romantic prospects: There aren't any...
"I wouldn't date me right now," Mario told OK! at the Oscar Meyer Hot Dogs For A Cause BBQ in NYC's Times Square. "I don't think it'd be much fun. I don't have that much time."
Um, has Mario seen himself lately?? I, for one, would TOTALLY be willing to settle for a part-time relationship -- you know, sort of like the romantic equivalent of a time-share. Memo to Mario: Don't shortchange yourself. Because, guess what: I have a lot of single girlfriends and guess what: not one of them would have a problem dating an Emotionally Unavailable A.C. Slater...