The Hills has never been what anyone would describe as a “dialogue-heavy” show. Which explains why they’ve learned to work almost exclusively in the medium of the unspoken gesture. There’s the raised eyebrow, the conspiratorial looks, the uncomfortable silences, the coquettish hair-flipping and, of course, Spencer’s classic non-verbal trademark: the evil smirk.

So what happens when you take out all the words? Turns out the characters’ body language pretty much speaks for itself. Check out this silent, “super-cut” version of The Hills (courtesy of our friends over at Trend Central) and enjoy a glimpse at a wonderful, magical world, where everyone communicates through tortured glances — and you never, ever, have to hear Spencer Pratt’s voice again.