Taking a cue from The Hills’ dramatic season finale, last night’s Gossip Girl turned some hardcore tricks. In under 20 minutes, just about everyone broke up with their signifs and rounded up inappropriate summer flings.
Let’s run the numbers:
Breakups: 3-ish
Serena/Dan, Vanessa/Nate, Chuck/Blair (does it count if the relationship started and ended within the same episode?)
Hot Action: 3
Rufus/Lily (home base), Chuck/Blair (dance floor make-out session), Dan/Georgina (everything but…?)
Humiliations: 6 (at least)
Georgina sent to boot camp, Bart finding out Lily banged Rufus right before the wedding, Dan realizing he was totally played by “Sarah,” Nate’s dad getting knocked out, Serena wearing way too many ruffles.
Awkward Pauses In the Midst of Humiliations/General Discomfort:
Not nearly enough. Watch how the pros do it.

May 20th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
id say gossip girl because there wasnt so much drama going on in the hills,it didnt suprise me in anyway . gossip girl was so much better but im sure the hills will keep up with gossip girl in the upcoming season
May 20th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
i say the hills it was much more emotional tha gossip girl and left u hangning and wanting to see season 3…clever
May 20th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Gossip girl! For sure, Lauren is annoying TEAM Audrina!
May 20th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
gossip sirl was definitely beter. it is usually better than the hills cuz the hills is getting so boring but gossip girl is intense and drama-filled
May 20th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
GOSSIP GIRL by farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
May 20th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
gossip girl always
May 20th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
i would say gossip girl.
the second to last episode of the hills kinda gave it all away. i pretty much knew exactly what was going to happen. no surprise.
but gossip girl… now that was intense.
May 20th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
this isnt even a good question. Gossip Girl of course was AMAZING! it will always top the hills.
May 20th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
gossip girl sucks
May 20th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Gossip Girl all the way. The Hills couldn’t handle all the drama!
May 20th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Love both shows but e they didn’t give me that OMG moment so all and all i’ll say Gossip Girl
May 20th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
I love both shows, but i find my self watching The Hills more because of the fashion, drama and friendships.
May 20th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
gossip Girl was amzing I’m not gona lie I saw the hills one coming but… I LOVE THE HILLS TOO!
May 20th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
gossip girl by far
May 20th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Gossip Girl by FAR. I’m in love, I’m in love. The Hills is alright, good soundtrack, but its sometimes too predictable.
May 20th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
I WAS HOPING MORE FROM GG, IT WAS LIKE TOO HAPPY. I WANT SOME BLOOD OR MORE DRAMA BUT IT WAS SO HAPPY.
ON THE HILLS I DIDN’T SUPPORT HEIDI’S DESITION OF LEAVE A GOOD JOB FOR THAT SPENCER DUDE CAUSE HE IS NOT MAKING MONEY AND HEIDI DOES, AND EVEN BETTER IF SHE CAN DO MORE.
May 21st, 2008 at 12:04 am
gossip girl
May 21st, 2008 at 12:44 am
GOSSIP GIRL !!! I LOVE BOTH SHOWS BUT GOSSIP GIRL WAS WAYYYYYYY MORE ENTERESTING
CANT WAIT FOR SEASON 3!!
May 21st, 2008 at 1:58 am
the hills is real peoples lives
gossip girl is fiction
the producers of gossip girl can make up what they like
they’re obviously gonna have a better cliffhanger
May 21st, 2008 at 2:07 am
I SAY GOSSIP GIRL when blair and dan teamed up and that look on “sarah’s” face damn blair is a “B”!! got to love her!!!! and i cant wait for season three!!!!!
May 21st, 2008 at 2:46 am
what r u girls on the hills by far was better reality is always better + everyone on gossip girl is so majorly FAKE!!!
May 21st, 2008 at 5:16 am
I don’t think you can compare these shows because they are totally different. gossip girl is a serie and the hills is a reallife soap.
although it has the same sort of storyline
I do think that gossip girl had more drama.
May 21st, 2008 at 10:19 am
gossip girl, it’s much better than the hills, also heidi and lauren are not friends anymore and the show becomes boring.
May 21st, 2008 at 11:59 am
I like the hills (TEAM Audrina + Whitney!) but Gossip Girl is just WAY BETTER!!
More Interesting and and just so much more fun to watch. Besides come on, the drama in Gossip Girl is way hotter.
May 21st, 2008 at 12:57 pm
u guys ALL SUCK! the hills beats gossip girl by FAR! team LAUREN!
May 21st, 2008 at 3:08 pm
GOSSIP GIRL WAS SO MUCH BETTER BY FAR!
honestly the hills is becoming lame with all the same “she’s my friend” “no she was my friend first” “dont be friends with her” crap. we all kno lauren cant stand heidi and wont ever be friends with her, heidi will always choose spencer, audrina will always be caught in the middle of something, whitney will have nothing interesting to say and lo hogging lauren.
Gossip girl is by far better than the hills!
May 21st, 2008 at 5:27 pm
gossip girl, by farrrrrr.
the hills is gettin kinda weak.. :/
May 21st, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Gossip Girl Def.
May 21st, 2008 at 7:38 pm
hey so not gossip girls…..its all about the hills…gossip girl is a script show.the hills is actual real life…
May 21st, 2008 at 9:16 pm
I would definitely say the hills because its not scripted so the drama is more realistic and it actually happened
May 21st, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Gossip Girl was the better finale- but its new..The Hills is more like family now, and still VERY good. I only wish The Hills was on a bit earlier, but im still glad I can watch it online…
but will always remain Team Lauren
May 21st, 2008 at 10:53 pm
gossip girl was much better. i’m also a hills fan, but i have to give the round of applause to gossip girl. you know you have to
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:28 am
I love both shows! but i have to say that the finale of Gossip girl was better than the one from the hills! it´s was just better
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:50 am
GG was wayyyyy better.
May 22nd, 2008 at 4:13 am
Gossip girl x1000
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:12 am
gossip girl
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:12 am
GOSSIP GIRL was way better than the hills. How could we compare a scripted reality show with a real scripted ” drama ” show ??? I LOVE BOTH SHOWS .. but I believe the hills is time to get out of the spot and give chances to another stories for a hot spot on monday for MTV.
XOXO
Tiago Mazzotti.
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:21 am
OMG !! THE HILLS FOR SURE !!! LOVE YOU LAUREN & AUDRINA ..
p.s GET OUT LO !!!!
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:53 am
1,000,000% SURE… that “THE HILLS” takes the OSCAR! I’m sorry but that show is more real. Gossip Girl, doesnt even intrests me @ ALL!
May 24th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
gossip girl sucks..i hate it..
the hills is no.1…this is real..and i love it.