You want to watch THE HILL because:
1) It captures the true essence of Lauren, Audrina, and Whitney’s awkward pauses.
2) The punny names assigned to characters, such as Jason Snobby.
3) The part where Jason Snobby explores the philosophical meaning of cheating.
4) The anti-climactic drama that goes down at trendy nightclub, Le Brew.
5) (The real) Lo Bosworth makes a cameo appearance at the end… and it’s the equivalent of stomping on Audrina’s head.