A is for Brianna’s acrylic nails, long enough to use as ashtrays.
B is for Brianna’s bed, because it’s always worth mentioning when someone has sex in front of other people.
C is for “cute feet,” apparently something Kim does not have, which is a deal breaker for Dave.
D is for Daisy from Rock of Love 2, who Dave’s hookup closely resembled.

E is for effort on Sarah’s part to love her roommate, Brianna, regardless of whether she’s skanky or not.
F is for Friends with Benefits, which never ends well for either party (or so says Sarah).
G is for the glittery guns on Jo Jo’s belt and earlobes. How gangsta.
H is for Ho Ho, the nickname of Jo Jo, who has Lo Lo standards according to Sarah and Kim.
I is for I spy an ass cheek. It’s Brianna’s, and she’s totally OK with the entire world seeing it.
J is for Joey, who everyone’s forgotten now that he’s locked up in rehab and alcohol is fun again.
K is for it’s not OK that someone named themselves Sticky Fingaz.
L is for a night out at Les Deux. Think they ran into LC there?
M is for mom, as in Sarah’s, who thinks she can deal with seeing/hearing Brianna have sex by reading the bible.
N is for NARC — is it me, or does Greg kinda look like one?
O is for OMFG, this show is so much more scandalous than Gossip Girl.
P is for pitchy, which sums up Brianna’s singing.
Q is for quiet, because it looks like Greg is gonna need help quieting the voices in his head next week. Watch the Sneak Peek, right after the jump!
R is for real? Who knows anymore, and who cares?
S is for smoking in the jacuzzi, which is is tacky but kinda in that hot/ugly way.
T is for tough shiz, Kim, give a guy the stiff arm and he’ll stuff someone else.
U is for underwear, which apparently, Bri does not own.
V is for vaccinations, something the Real World producers hopefully made mandatory for all roommates.
W is for “whambulance,” as in Dave saying, “Wha, wha, call the f-in whambulance, bro.”
X is for X marks the spot under the pier, where you’ll find Brianna’s makeup bag.
Z is for zee game is over. (Oh, c’mon, what else are you gonna do with “Z”?)