1. You have a near-death experience, but you’re preoccupied with the headlines for it.
2. You have oddball conversations with close friends about your love for semi-colons.
3. You break dance “inverted pyramid” style.
4. You utilize clever headlines in everyday conversations.
5. Your most frightening nightmares are about missing deadlines.
6. Everything happening around you becomes a possible Pulitzer award-winning photo.
7. Your teachers label you “the newspaper kid.”
8. You think you’ve earned bragging rights around school for finding the best quotes.
9. When your friends quote movies, you’re the only one who does so accurately.
10. The only questions you ask are open-ended.
11. You hate Fox News.