Let me start by saying I'm soooo sorry, Lauryn. Last week I mixed up your name with Samantha's -- big oops, you guys are night and day!
Samantha: it's all so 1996 -- the glitter, the elevator shoes, the awful attempt to mimic a "CUTE" voice. And poor Scotty… he's just misunderstood. Food fights are fun, lighten up lady. Lauryn on the other hand, is down to earth, compassionate (consoling George), and fun. Not to mention one of the only chicks in the house who doesn't seem like a man hater.
George: a chick wants to know specifically why she's desirable. You could've said "I like your tits" and been better received. Brittany is starting to pop, right? She's cute and funny, her impersonation was brilliant... Tila does always have hard nipples! How refreshing was Sibrinas perfect butt, you know you all noticed. I had to pause on it a few times lol! That dice game brought us all a lot closer, huh? I love seeing a person it their underwear, you can learn a lot about them!
It's about as likely that a girl will be "putting the moves on" Jay, as it is for pigs to fly. Um, I was wondering… Is "Transportation Executive" resume talk for, "Car Service Dispatcher"? And why was Bo "trying to be flirtatious and fun" with Kristy -- aren't you there for Tila? Kyle: we know that you are socially awkward, but it comes across like you're a hunter, tracking down your game. It's freaking us all out… Stop it!
OK, so I don't think there were any serious losses this week. Christian was forgettable, and we all knew Fame was not getting a key. Thank God we got to hear her delightfully melodic voice first, right? I'm glad Lisa stayed, I was surprised she was on the chopping block. If she was wearing girly underwear it would've been weird. Samantha will be around for awhile, cause at the very least she can work a pole, and helps bring nakedness to our living rooms. Next week looks awesome -- naughty school girls, regurgitation of an unknown substance, and I cant wait to find out whose "mother is a ho"! 'Til next week...
Amanda