On last night’s Shot at Love 2 premiere, there were a whole lotta broken records spinning. Shall we do a count?
Number of times Tila referred to her broken heart: 4
Number of times Jeremy threw up in his mouth: 6
Ratio of lipstick lesbians to butch: 3 to 1
Number of times Nick showed Tila his chode: 2
Number of minutes the guys spent locked in a cage: Not enough


I LOVE JEREMY
I LOVE JEREMY
I LOVE JEREMY
I LOVE JEREMY
I LOVE JEREMY
I LOVE JEREMY
I LOVE JEREMY
I LOVE JEREMY
I LOVE JEREMY
I LOVE JEREMY
I LOVE JEREMY
GIVE US MORE
NEED MORE OF DELICIOUS JEREMY
DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!! NEED HIM HE IS SO COOL DUDE
WE ARE ALL GOING TO TWEE DO DO
HOW CAN I SEE MORE OF JEREMY
says go jeremy you are real dude
we all will have a drink to you dude
very!!!!!!!! delicious!!!!!!! love the humor
JEREMY FOR PRESIDENT
would like to party with jeremy
or have the jeremy and nick show these guys were great does seem like jeremy was the only real!!!!guy on the show free drinks who wouldn't get drunk
Seriously.