Remote Control user KNS has got a crush on Jesse Blaze Snider: “Jesse is hot to death and kicked as* during his performance.” In fact, most of you think Jesse sizzled last week and should continue to rock the Tarzan look (maybe a thong this week?).

I filled in Jesse earlier today about his thousands of heated fans, and homeboy turned beet red. He said he’s flattered that there is so much talk about his ripped body on the blog. He works very hard at it, so any compliments are appreciated! Jesse also admits to looking like an overly-skinny white guy when he doesn’t pump enough iron — his father’s still in great shape, so he’s gotta keep up with the old man. He also told me that he practices gymnastics regularly and plays in a semi-pro football league. His team, Brooklyn Mariners, won the championships last year. How hot is that?