On last night’s Hills, LC’s birthday party was the talk of the town. Spencer cried foul when Stephanie stole away with his crown jewels, leaving him with puppy-dog eyes and a mere whimper when it was time to have “the talk” with Heidi. Really, when is the last time you heard a dude demand to know, “Where are we in our relationship?” Homeboy is whipped, and now that “Operation Win Heidi Back” is in full swing, I’m hoping to see some real begging, pleading, and buying. Two words for ya, Spence: Jimmy Choo.