Last night’s Real World Awards Bash won all sorts of awards from MTV’s Remote Control Blog:

Most Consistent Meathead: CT from RW Paris
Can this guy go anywhere without having to take it outside? Well, truth be told, Stephen kinda got what was coming to him.

Best Backpedal: Stephen from RW Seattle
He’s now engaged to his life partner and claims to always have a special place in his heart for Irene. Guess she was on to something when he smacked her in the face for saying he was gay.

Best New Body Part: Paula from RW Key West’s boobs

Biggest Loser: Johanna from RW Austin
Who ate her baby fat? Check Jo out, all hot and emaciated, on Maxim.com.

Most Inappropriate Comment:
“I kinda wanna bite your ass.” – Jose from RW Key West to Svetlana from RW Key West

Most in Need of a Shave, Shower, and Some Anti-Fungal Cream: Eric from RW NYC

Most in Need of Birth Control: Rachel from RW San Francisco

Fugliest Date:
Johnny Bananas from RW Key West brought a blow-up doll. (Sadly, he also won the RW Award for “Hottest Male.”)

Hottest Cougar Ass: Beth from RW LA
You go with your bad self and much-younger, hot-shite fiancé!

Most Ungrateful Award Winner: Coral from RW Back to NYC
What do you mean this hasn’t done anything for your career? This is your career.

And drumroll, please….
The Who-Knew-He-Had-a-First-Name? Award goes to (Dave) Puck from RW San Francisco!

Did you have as much fun as we did? Tune in Friday, April 4th at 9pm EST for the two-hour extended version of The Real World Awards Bash!